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an inexperienced halo player that tends to rely on noobish weapons like sword and rocket. see also, dickhead
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When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls
HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.
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A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.
Ali gave her the two-stage Dragon Fist! He stuck 'em in, then spread 'em!
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The act of holding a kabab in your hand and ramming it as hard as you can into your partners gash.
She loved it when I served her the Turkish fist with a side of vengence.
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The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.
Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.
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the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish
"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"
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The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"
Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
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