A product that actually EXISTS. Not just for removing semen from keyboards as LHSraiders mentioned back in 2010.
I accidentally spilled a puddle of candle wax all over my desk, so I sprayed some Goo Gone on it, and it came off easily.
Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.
Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.
This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.
The act of masturbating into a sink.
Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
goofy goo goo shoosh (goofay goo goo shuuush)
noun: a term commonly said by millenials from Southern California meaning a goofy type of thing.
San Diego surfer: "Yo broo, you ever copped them new Ultrarange Vans with uhh...Mickey Mouse on em?"
"Yeah dude, that's like that goofy goo goo shoosh bro!"