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Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.
A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
When something is just true. A fact. Right.
Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.
a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.
everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.
everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.
they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬
"You couldn't pay me to live in Mars Hill"
The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches
Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy