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WHEN YOU JUST LOVE PEE SO MUCH YOUR EYES TURN YELLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS YELLLOW ALL U CAN SEE IS THE PEE!!!!!
person 1: hi guys its me
person 1: *sees pee*
person 1: *gets pee lust*
pee story 1: so in some random ass village, every year on april 28, there is a contest between every girl between the ages of 18 and 25. you are put in a chair, which forces your legs open, you are wearing tight white clothes, so it’s instant to see when you’re out. in the beginning, you have to drink a gallon of cold water, and then get on the leg splaying chair. after 1 hour, you have to change into sexy underwear which also has to be white, and drink 3 cups of cold water. after 2 hours, weight is slowly increasing on the bladder area, now with water tubes in their mouths, to be sucked on nonstop. if anyone remains for 2 hours and 20 minutes, massage guns with that ball spin setting are placed on their sweet pussies, and if you can go any longer than 3 hours , headphones are put on your ears, playing the sound of gushing water. this will continue until everyone pees, to which the winner gets 100 bucks for every 10 minutes spent
yo this sexyyy 19 yr old won, she had 5 hrs and 37 mins!! helluva pee story
when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole
“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”
When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere
Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal
Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.
When someone takes too many drugs that require lots of hydration (like E), Pee Trippin is when you're high while you are peeing a lot.
Guys, I'm totally Pee Trippin right now!
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When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.
I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.