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A Massive black oily booty, paired with his monster of a cock, your grandfather (pi paw), is the ultimate father figure. Well, it's a bit more complicated. Mi maw and pi paw always touched you in ways you could never imagine. But you sort of.. liked it. Pi paw gave you the best nights, even better than sista!
Pi paw gave me the BEST anal last night!
Mi maw made me cream all over my sheets
Pi paw just made my wee wee bleed a bit but the climax was worth it!
Due to being an irrational number, Person Ο is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all
Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045β¦
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ΙΈ: They can't, they're too dumb
A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.
Someone tell Chad that Delta sigma Pi won't make his dick any bigger.
1π 2π
When the practice of Tai Ji (or Tβai Chi) could metaphysically or transcendentally propel someone to experience an aha! on the number Ο.
Speaking to a group of Buddhist mathematicians and math educators, a Tibetan lama challenged his audience to explore the mutual benefits of Tai Ji and Pi.
3π 16π
A normal clock in which the numerals representing the numbers 1 to 12 have been replaced by only three irrational numbers, positioned at Ο, 2Ο, and 3Ο.
What is the acute angle measure when the minute hand of a pi clock points exactly at 2Ο while the hour hand has moved past 3Οβor when the time is slightly past 9:30? Answer: 97.3Β°.
3π 16π
When a Robert blasts a load on a Garahβs throat!!! Like a cream pie but for the tonsils
Garah got throat pied by Robert!
A poem wrote by a skilled Gaelic poet that describes the equation of Pi.
I see the transcendental equation, my perfect Pi-etic formula of perfections perception, let me clear the cathartic confetti off my mind, with a little graffiti painted with rhyme, I found within a pure souls schemes, beating at a constant 3.14, life back into my bloodstream, why was such an elegant absolute such as this given to humanity? Perhaps society needed a flawless form to awake from hates mass-memories. Reading a symbol as I laid wide asleep I feel awake, one thing better another numbered sweet flesh, gift of her eternal breath.