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It's when a girl squirt on your face!
For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
Using a flamethrower with intent to kill
My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.
Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”