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The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
When you stroke during the sexual act of riding
“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend
Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!
I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke
When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.
I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.