family guy

probably the world's most hilarious show

funniest character: peter, brian, or stewie

uh...u been w watching family guy? it looks like ur gonna choke to death from laughing.

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Family friendly

Describes a thing or a word that doesn’t include any things you could censor

Hey look at that family friendly show, I think you could let the kid watch

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family obligations

code for sexual relations within a relationship

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."

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family wrecker

A person that starts as a 'home wrecker' but increases her/ his destruction to include the whole darn family. A self obsessed behaviour that increases their disillusional way to hold on to something they know isn't really there's, thus causing chaos and heartache to all associated.

"The home wrecking, house wrecking piece of trash gets her/his thrills off knowing the one they want, no longer has any family to lean on because they've ensured it's all been destroyed. What a family wrecker!"

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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.

"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."

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Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

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family guy

a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons!

"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)

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