Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"

This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.

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Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

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MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

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give me some fuckin' tacos

when you are high and you want some tacos from Jack-In-The-Box. without help from at least one other person this usually won't work

Perla: i'm high!
Jim: Me too
Perla: Give me some fuckin' tacos!
Jim: hell yeah! some fuckin tacos!

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Hi Di Ho Ya Fuckin' Bitch

Expletitive shout or cheer. Often used as, but not limited to, a surprise announcement. Can also be used as a greeting.

In your face bitch - hidy fuckin ho!

Abbreviated by: HHYFB

Ben is taking a shit. Nick pops up out of the bathtub and surprises him, "HIDY HO YA FUCKIN BITCH!!!!"

It's 4am and you are still up and getting drunker. It's time to make some phone calls. "Hi Di Ho Ya Fuckin' Bitch!!!!"

You are too drunk to drive home from a party, you decide to sleep in the back of your friends moving van - on your walk to the van you realize how terrible the night of sleep will be - you think about how crappy it is to sleep rolled up in moving pads - you decide to tie shopping carts to cars with fishing line. "HI DE HO YA FUCKIN BITCH!!!!!"

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Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

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reggie and the full e-mutha-fuckin-ffect

another, however cooler, way to say "Reggie and the Full Effect."

see also Reggie and the Mutha Fuckin Full Effect.

Dude 1: What are you listening to?
Dude 2: Reggie and the Full E-mutha-fuckin-ffect!
Dude 1: What the fuck is that?
Dude 2: I will cut you!

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