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Babyface Law is a term used to define cucks who would rather watch their wife bang well hung dudes rather than go through the pitfalls of a divorce. Specifically, it is the face Todd Clem (aka Bubba the Love Sponge used when Hulk Hogan was banging his wife.
Mike Waters: I can't believe you let Hulk Hogan bang your wife!
Todd C: (as his face contorts) If I don't put on the babyface law, I will be tied up in divorce court.
Mike Waters: As least Heather is satisfied.
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Paragraph(s) used to discredit Derek Carr slander, often used to prove why he is a top ten NFL quarterback.
You think Matthew Stafford and Kyler Murray are better than Derek Carr? Let me show you Rhymestine's Law.
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The mother of Bridezillas husband and her arch nemesis
After the wedding we get to see Bridezilla and Mothra-in-law square off at the reception!
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It is the imposition of the U.S. government to Spain for a group of people belonging to SGAE and other web pages can be closed p2p. and download music, movies, series and more things
Sinde, Sinde law
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Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
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Murray's Law states that everybody is happier when they are receiving sex on a somewhat regular basis. Food tastes better, work is easier, etc. when people are getting sex on at least a somewhat regular basis. Murray's Law can apply to people in relationships or people not in relationships.
Joe: Why has John been so happy lately?
Dave: He's been getting some every night this week. Murray's Law, dude.
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When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.
Emily can I have some chips?" "Yep, but Kims Law after you
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