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(Verb) An Orange Roughy is the act of someone- either a man or woman- masturbating with Cheeto dust on their hands.
Not to be confused with orange roughy the strand of New Zealand cannabis.
After that fourteen hour raid on WoW, Steve gave himself an orange roughy to his favorite Princess Leia pinup.
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The Orange Plague has been known throughout time to infect water supplies through the prpulsion jets in pools. Once infected with the ejaculated seed of the the plague, small mutated amoeba creatures emerge. The creatures grow into full fledged humans. The full effects of the plague have been achieved when the human offspring of the plague are enslaved as sexual offerings to the almighty BurPenis of Kevin.
The Orange Plague destroyed my crops, villages, sex life, and career
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a drink- take vodka, orange crush, and cream. mix vodka and orange crush (soda) until mixed then add cream. be stingy with cream :) drink quickly after adding cream- it will curl- great party drink
-me and my friends were bored so we decided to mix pop with liquors and i particularly enjoyed the vodka and orange drink~orange crush, or sunkist~ the result was the Orange Snowball
Note- vodka is potent which means lots of drunk women
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(1)Some who enjoys citrus fruits.
(2)To cockblock someone with your nutritious eating, and non drinking shannanigans.
John prefers to eat oranges instead of drinking at a party, then conveniently remembers to remind eric that the girl he is hooking up with is not his girlfriend.
Andrew: I hate that, he is always denying guys getting laid, the damned orange eater
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"Orange" - As in a sweetness, good and natural and "clockwork" - as wound up clockwork toy with a repeatable, dependable pattern.
Is the free spirit including its violence better than a controlled and contrived human mind?
George Bush would like us all to work like a clockwork orange.
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The code word some girls use for when they are on thier period. May also be referred to as "Juicing" or "On Orange." This phrase is mostly used because, since blood is red and not orange, it is more difficult for eavesdroppers to understand what the conversation is really about.
Kate: Ugh, I have some major cramps...
Sandra: What's the matter? Are you sick or something?
Kate: Nah, I'm just having some "Orange Juice" problems.
Sandra: Oh, I get it! That totally sucks.
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When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.
James: Damn did you see me tea bag that girl?
Rick: Hell ya she got that florida orange!
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