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A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their
podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
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A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.
"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."
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The best fucking water you will ever have in your fucking life.
Dude did you have 3am water yet?
Nah why
I swear they put drugs in that
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Andre Waters was one of the hardest hitting {safeties} in NFL history. Known by some as a dirty player, he always gave it his all and he always laid out players with bone crushing hits. Played most of his career with the greatest franchise in history....the Philadelphia Eagles.
Ed Reed ain't got shit on Andre Waters.
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I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.
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When you cum in someone's pubes after sex
"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"
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The act of getting free waters at McDonalds and then proceeding to throw them at on-coming traffic or pedestrians
Last night we went water bombing, and we hit an old man on a bicycle.
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