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The lover of the duck overlord
Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so open minded and lighthearted you can't help but picture forever with him. Something you'll never forget is his breathtaking smile. His eyes are absolutely mesmerizing, sparkling, deep, and pulling you in for a warm embrace. The light of your life, he's someone who will put you in front of himself. he's hard to move on from, so it's best to cherish every second you have with him.
Will you marry me?
Girl : he's being so sweet
Boy: he's such a Thomas Moore
a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.
Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum
When you flop your soft dong onto a table full of men to assert dominance.
I walked into a bar and didn't know anyone, so I walked up to a table of bikers and gave them a Sir Thomas.
That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"