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The lover of the duck overlord
Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so open minded and lighthearted you can't help but picture forever with him. Something you'll never forget is his breathtaking smile. His eyes are absolutely mesmerizing, sparkling, deep, and pulling you in for a warm embrace. The light of your life, he's someone who will put you in front of himself. he's hard to move on from, so it's best to cherish every second you have with him.
Will you marry me?
Girl : he's being so sweet
Boy: he's such a Thomas Moore
a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy
Alex don't be a thomas martine!
Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.
There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?
No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.
Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale
kind sweet country has a swag gf
thomas baileys girlfriend is so rad