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when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.
Lesbians giving handjobs for money
Yea, 5 dollars for tip fingering
Kill. From the act of tipping a dead body over a bridge
Person 1: The Nazis did nothing wrong!
Person 2: I'm gonna bridge tip you, asshole
Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.
Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok
When the tip of your cock is made of solid gold
"Adam Mandler has a golden tip"