Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

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soft toast

not having a back bone, weak, a pushover, mama's boy, henpeaked

if you have ever gone to the mall and your see a guy carrying his wife/girlfriend/or goomah's pocket book then the guy is soft toast............

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Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

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Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

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French Toast

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

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Shit on Toast

Extremely hung over, often with alcohol seeping from pores and a general feeling of repulse.

I'm shit on toast after that bottle of scotch and pack of Styvo's I had last night.

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stink on toast

It's a cleaner way to express your frustration. Cause the toast doesn't actually stink. My youth group at church came up with it. Cause someone said it once and it kind of stuck. Now all of us use it.

Stink on toast. I just missed my turn.

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