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Having to choose between two or more toilet doors while an exhausted colleague is washing his/her hands in shame, running the risk of being fumigated by fecal gasses.
I just found myself in a Russian toilet situation. The odds where 4 to 1 and I lost.
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A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
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The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
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The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole
Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet
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Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
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A YouTube SFM series. The videos are about toilets with sentient heads called "skibidi toilets" (hence the name of the series) which speak by singing 'Brrr, skibidi dob dob dob, yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet'. It has become extremely popular, and the creator somehow has tens of millions of subscribers from it.
It's not actually funny in any way, shape or form though. Its whole humor is "oh, look, haha, toilet people". Its fanbase is full of 5th graders who have the urge to constantly say "Brrr skibidi dob dob dob" at recess to everyone around them. Me personally, I would rather shoot myself with a sawed off double-barrel shotgun than go near a Skibidi Toilet fanboy. (Don't shoot yourself with a sawed-off shotgun, it'll hurt.)
Skibidi Toilet fanboy: Brrr, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibi dobidi neet neet, skibidi dobidi dob yes yes, skibidi dobidi neet neet
Me: *Runs away at 62 miles per hour, not looking back or stopping to catch a breath*
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