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The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.
*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"
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One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.
"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."
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A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
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When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o
I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.
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What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.
I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.
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sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
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Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.
We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.
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