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Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events
Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.
A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
The motion of jerking off a dick;handjob
bro did you hear that ashlyn twist and shifted jack
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A person whose speech and mannerism suggests that they are homosexual.
Did you see that guy who was winking at the football players and slapping their butts? He's got a lemon twist.
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Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.
Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time