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When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
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When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.
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A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
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It's called washing your hands
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
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It means a guy got lucky, or had sex.
I got my boat washed last night.
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The Realization that you have been over pandered to.
They painted the crosswalks pride colors for pride!!
So? No one cares anymore, it's just about politicians buying votes, and companies selling shit now.
It's all just Rainbow Washing.
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A minority living in the USA who loses their heritage, language, ethinic backround because of modern day american media and public schools etc.
Check out "the white washed" asian kids. They don't even know how to speak their own language. They must be 2nd or 3rd generation. Them ABA's haha. They're really white honkeys deep inside.
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