Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

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water nonatarian

do not have bottled water

Are you guys water nonatarians?

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Save water

What you say to a partner when you would like to shower with them. Sometimes seen as conserve water

"Christina, the average person uses 17 gallons of water when showering, why don't we save water."

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Suga Water

The sweet nectar of a woman...

Damn Ma, your pussy taste like suga water!

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water sock

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.

Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\

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dolphin water

Unsweetened tea.

I don't like the taste of dolphin water. That shit is whack yo.

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Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

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