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dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !
you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3
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boy: your bio is lame
me: I'll put tiny star field.
When a regular 2 starts to look like a 10 while on a long field exercise.
Damn she’s starting to look hot. No bro she’s a 2 you must have field dysmorphia.
when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?
person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
This is an expression used by many to say get back to work to black people
Hey Dequavius get back to the fields nigga!
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Okie Field Day (sometimes Oklahoma Field Day)
When Oklahoma Weather shuts down the entire state! It can are caused by Tornado’s, Thunderstorms, Ice Storms, Blizzards, etc.
The News announces it’s an Okie Field Day. All State & Federal Offices shutdown. Many small businesses do as well.
1. “Hey did you hear on we’re getting an Okie Field Day?”
“I just saw it on the news! I can’t wait to stop by Wally World for a 30 Pack, then meet up at the Soft Ball Fields!”
2. I hope the blizzard hits while we’re asleep tonight! Maybe we can get an Okie Field Day tomorrow!