When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.
Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.
The sexual act of choking ones partner until they turn blue.
Darling, I do love a good bit of smurfing!
When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.
Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!
Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.
Q: What have you gotten done at work today?
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.