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the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better.
this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.
for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.
or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.
or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.
or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)
if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...
the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-
troll: hey what os do you run?
guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good
troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!
guy: wow... wtf was that?
troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!
guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?
troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does
guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!
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Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
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While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.
Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.
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Opening a window which is adjacent to a bed, layin down, lookin out the window with a bro and just talkin about shit
Dude, we need some serious window time right now or I am gonna tweek.
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Has the nice UI and Graphics of Windows 8, but built for a laptop or desktop. This Update will probably be available in 2015 for PCs', tablets, Windows Phone, and yes Xbox One.
Guy 1: Finally I can get rid of this piece of shit Windows 8, lel am joining Windows Insider Program to get Windows 10 Technical Preview Guy 2: Hey dumb poor PS4 kid I get a superior gaming experience with Windows 10.
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Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.
example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!
example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!
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a slang term referring to your female best friend for life
Girl, you are my bitch window!
Katie: Hey Trish
Tricia: What up Bitch Window
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