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A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.
Bob Saget is god?
Why that's ENLIGHTENING!
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When an Indian man sees a nice pair of breasts and vagina to go with it he might ask for a pic but with English not being his first language he might spell it bob and vagana
Hallo hot guru that is nic can I see more pics of Bob and vagana?
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The act of unloading semen onto a woman's face and preceding to use your penis as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. An act truly honoring the great artist Bob Ross.
You know that feeling you get when you've really accomplished something? That's how you'll feel after givin' her the Bob Ross.
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The word Bob Dylan can be used in a sentence to fill in any word that is not remembered at the moment. It is very helpful in life when you cannot remember a word, phrase, or even a name.
I Bob Dylan'd the kid so he looked at me and Bob Dylan'd me back. Bob Dylan gave me a Bob Dylan glare Bob Dylanning the Bob Dylan while constantly Looking at the Bob Dylan trying to eat some Bob Dylan. But he Bob Dylan'd sadly Bob Dylanning back to his Bob Dylan
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When a female gives head while the male is sitting in a hottub or pool. Giving the illusion that she is "bobbing for apples".
"Dude, did you see Allison and Roger last night?"
"Yea, she was totally bobbing for apples."
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when you fu*k up. its wat you will be known as. also if you order the wrong thing at mcdonalds.
When did we ever get mcgriddle bob?
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Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!
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