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While engaging in missionary sex the male pulls out and shoots his load onto the stomach of the woman. Named after the man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK's assassin) by shooting him in the stomach in the basement of the Dallas Police Headquarters.
I was totally banging LaQweefa last night but since I didn't have a rubber I had to give her the ol' Jack Ruby.
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An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.
Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".
Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".
Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".
Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".
Polish-American businessman who created Commodore International, also known as the organization which created the Commodore 64, VIC-20 and PET
A person: Hey, who founded Commodore International?
A second person: It was Jack Tramiel
Jack is someone who is exceptionally gay and has a secret(or many secret) relationships with boys. However he tries to hide this by chasing skirt and basically getting as much pussy as he can. Sometimes he may truly have feelings for the girl but he tends to prefer men. The signs of being gay are all there and many people say that he's gay but no one really thinks it.
Girl: You know Danny right?
Boy: Yes! Oh my god he is so fit!
Girl: What the fuck?! Your such a Jack.
Boy: No I'm not. Suck my Dick bitch.
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A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...
Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.
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The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan
Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur