Ketamine Kyle

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.

M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"

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Kyles Mom

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(African kids)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(crowd: gasp)
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it
Kyle's mom,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Turns around)
Aw... fuck

Kyle's mom is behind him

kyles moms a bitch!!!

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Kyle Gray

Ugly and a terrifying fatass that blows his money on stupid things he don’t need instead of managing his money and paying bills first. Literally looks like the Oregon Ducks mascot. He’s also unfit to be a parent since his way of discipline is an old 80’s or 90’s fashion kid’s butt spanking. (Child Protection Services was called on him before at least 7 times.) He is the biggest hypocritical man child out there. When he’s rages really hard in a video game he throws a hissy fit and chucks the controller across the room and end up breaking the controller and putting a hole in the wall. What’s funny is he can’t sustain a normal relationship with McKenzie and controls other people’s relationships like Ghost’s and Lizzy’s. Kyle is also referred as “Legacy Storms” or “Butthurt Lord”.

Kyle Gray a.k.a. Legacy Storms got so butthurt when we exposed him for blowing his money on a new gaming pc from rent-a-center and only paid half of it. P.S. he will probably not have enough money to pay the other half because he blew his other half of the money on something stupid like a new TV and Xbox.

kyle crane

The most awesome video game character ever to exist.

This guy is as athletic as kyle crane.

Kyle

He's probably a fuckboy

"Hey look it's Kyle.he's so hot."

"Oh Hun, look at the way hes dressed, and walking."

"What about it"

"He's probably a fuckboy."

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Kyle In Chains

Kyle In Chains, short K.I.C., is an M-rated Kyman (Kyle x Cartman, a popular fanon South Park ship) fanfiction that was written and published on FanFiction.Net by author DanniDinmont in 2008. It has 29 chapters containing 185k+ Words.
In this fanfic, protagonist Kyle Broflovski is a masochist, who is attracted to his frienemy Eric Cartman.

It is one of the most known fanfictions in the South Park fandom because of its absurd, partly disturbing and kinky plot, e.g. Cartman pretending to shove a goldfish up Kyles ass.

The opinions on Kyle In Chains are controversial.
A huge part of the fandom claims it to be child pornography, because the canon characters are about 10 years old. The aged up characters are about 16 years old, so the fanfiction sexualizes minors either way.

Another big part of the fandom semi-ironically stans Kyle in Chains, due to its popularity and the fact the fanfiction is actually written pretty good.

Some people just dislike the fanfiction because it is a Kyman fanfiction. These people most likely ship Style (Stan x Kyle).

South Park fans who have read K.I.C. often use the first sentence of the fanfiction “Change is a funny thing.” to refer to it.

After I pulled an all-nighter reading Kyle In Chains, I went to my local church to confess my sins.

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Kyle Johnson

sexiest man alive, wants to f*ck this ass, thinks jack sparrow is hot, & everything in between

Kyle Johnson will marry me someday

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