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That friend you love so much you could spend the rrest of your life sharing life and your bed, just none of that relationship bullshit.
This is my bed buddy (insert name here).
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A once clean turned nasty ass bed that everyone loves to have wild, kinky sex on.
Kay's bed is so nasty by now! I can only imagine what that thing has been through! That thing is PUTRID.
EEWWWWW HOW DOES KAY SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?!
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When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.
John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?
Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.
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The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.
Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"
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The act of laying ones back seats face down in your vehicle rolling your windows all the way up laying down on the back seats that's were put down and smoking from anything and smoking anything
Let down the bake bed, roll this L up, light it and smoke this.
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it's the feeling that you get at night when you have bugs crawling inside your ear to lay eggs in your brain. fun eh?
for example the other day i was sleeping in a dismle cave out in the forest. i wake to feel a weird itching in my ear and a spider comes out. so i beat the shit out of it and piss on it's remains. after a few weeks i was acting stupider than usual so to the doctor i went. he said i had baby spider eggs in my brain and were going to come out of my ear in a few days. a few days later...they finally came and it was odd. the spiders had my looks so i could tell i was the father, but at the end i was used and left by another women. :(
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Method of detaining people by smashing their door down in the middle of night, piling upstairs and rudely waking them up by screaming/bright lights: they are then led away in handcuffs (if lucky, some victims are simply shot in bed.) Employed by British police forces.
'What the hell happened to your house?'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'
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