The Dane Cook Effect

1. When an entertainer or public figure has a fan base that becomes so obnoxious, annoying and generally despised, that the entertainer or public figure becomes the object of scorn, ridicule and hate by the public, despite the fan base being the actual problem, not the entertainer or public figure
2. When a person, group, movement or thing gains such significantly high level of popularity, that it actually causes an equal and opposite reaction from the public creating a subculture of near equal popularity that hates the source of popularity

1. Despite suffering from The Dane Cook Effect, Insane Clown Posse managed to stay consistent and at least gain some respect from the public for their ability to understand merchandising and utilize a good marketing strategy.
2. Even though conservationism is practical and pragmatic, too many annoying self righteous douches contaminated the public image of conservation leading to The Dane Cook Effect causing people do the opposite out of spite.

cooking up dope

making some of that dank kush

Steve: i wanna hit some of that erb
Pete: lets cook up some dope
Steve: with what?
(Stephanie walks in)
Stephanie: obviously the Uzi, Pete start cooking up dope ffs
Steve: damn Pete you got a thicc bitch she a thot thot thot
Pete: nah she isn't actually hot, take the mask off... wait mask on.. fuck it mask off

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crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

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cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

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cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

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home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

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Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

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