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The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
Ford-F150 BEST CAR ON THE MARKET, FIRE FIRE FIRE, 400 HORSEPOWER-10 SPEED AUTOMATIC 4 wheeled is a fast all-terrain mountain PICKUP TRUCK !! Faster than the 2015 Ergonomic Drippy SILVER Multi-Gear 24 inch MONGOOSE Ledge mountain bike with Fire Decals, Comfortable Bike Seat, Brakes, Handles and TWO Wheels that can go 20 MPH that if you ride it ur veins get filled with ice.
Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.
My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.
guy 1:Yo i got a new car
guy 2: Damn that's cool
guy 1: But it's a ford
guy 2: Damn it
Ford isn’t much of a common last name, yet when you run into one you better stay on their good side. Otherwise you’re fucked. A Ford has a temper from hell at times. Trust me, I’m one.
Dude I just met a Ford today.
Be careful bro, I heard a Ford has a temper.