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referring to a place that is ungodly far away.
Teacher: "Will you be needing a hall pass?"
Student: "Yes, considering the fact that my locker is over in East Jesus."
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Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.
I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.
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A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.
Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.
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the part on a girl where the ass meets the thigh. you get that nice crease of pure meat
Noob 1: Yo whats up bro
Noob 2: Nm i was gonna.... holy shit dick... look at her ASS!!
Noob 1: Holy fuck I want my face in the crease of jesus
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v.t. to Jesus up on (someone)
1. to startle by appearing out of thin air in a seemingly magical way
I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.
Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.
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A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.
1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song
2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!
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