Baseball Player/ Soccer Player

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.

Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

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Bass Player

The person in the band who seems to always be completely tripped out and unable to do anything competently. it is always advised to leave them in the car with the window cracked open when going to the shops.

Omg! You're such a Bass Player!"

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violin player

Someone who cuts themselves

" she's a try hard punk who became a violin player"

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Power Player

A power player is a person that is a player but bounces from man or women (depending on gender) more often then a regular player. Other types are a Super duper Power player, and a Super super Duper PowA PlayA.

"hey Anna want to go out with Fredrick?"

"No, He's a Power Player!"

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player hater

Otherwise known as a Yawanna. Being a Yawanna or Yahater, is what people do when they are jealous of another's success. A Yawanna is a player hater. A little pathetic man who spends his days player hating...Yawanna's are typically rude and insulting of others they view as threats.

I'm getting tired of that player hater Wayne, he is always saying the meanest things about me. He is such a Yawanna.

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Minecraft player

God

Hey,are you a Minecraft player?
Yes,im a god

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New Player

Theater type who thinks they're better then everyone else. Loves suade boots, scarfs and dressing hipster. Acting snobby is a must. A cult.

Kid A-"Wow that girl's really hot"
Kid B-"Dude, she's in new players."
Kid A-"Ooooh, that sucks."

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