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1.A P.T.M
2.Quite literaly a man with a pony tail
1. Check out that Pony Tail Man
2. Mommy can I have a P.T.M when I grow up?
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The Prancing Pony occurs when you gather between a half dozen and a dozen prepubescent girls, remove their clothes, and tie leashes around their necks. You then proceed to tie the other ends of the leashes to the handle of a wagon which you then climb into. Once in the wagon, you remove your pants and begin to whip the girls, who in turn begin to run away, pulling the wagon. Once the girls tire the wagon will catch up to them, and you will proceed to perform sex acts with each of the girls in turn.
"No, no, it's ok officer, they asked me to show them The Prancing Pony."
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When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
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A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.
I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
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The act of having a cigarette. When you want to or just lit up.
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The coolest toy from the 80's EVER. Attempted to bring them back in the 2000's. Maybe it will work.
I highly doubt it.
OH MY GOD! I found my My Little Pony collection!
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when u get a boner, and u put a line of crack on it. someone then comes over n snorts it off of it.
This bitch gave me a jumbo bologna pony, then sucked me off. I then returned the favor by giving her a zombie.
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