May 10

SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!

White teenage girl- SAVE THE FUCKING GOOSES
Guy- ah understandable

White teenage girl- May 10- SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!

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May 1st

Hooray hooray its the first of May outside Fucking begins today!!!!

to find a place to fuck in the great outdoors starting May 1st

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May 11th

It’s my birthday!!

Me: you know what day it is

Friend: It’s May 11th
Me: And...
Friend: It’s your birthday!!

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may 21st

National Blowjob Day

After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.

“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”

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May 31

National grab and smack ass day 😉

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

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May 24

May 24th is National Beautiful Girl day. If you have a girlfriend, you must screenshot this and send it to her, complimenting her

Hell yeah, my boyfriend told me a compliment because it is May 24th

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24th may

the day sad bitches are born

random bitch : "when's your birthday?"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"

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