if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes

you usually come up to this in comment sections of youtube videos where the main subject of the video is mocking on a youtuber/related has, by myth, most of the audience are kids, usually age 9 or lower.
if the video is actually about that subject, and it has dislikes

IdubbzTV: *makes ricegum content cop video / disstrack*
video: *has dislikes*
people in the comment section: if this video was age restricted, there'd be no dislikes

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one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness

Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

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two-thirds-your-age-plus-six

It's a rule for the range of people you can date.
If you are 99 years old...
99*(2/3)+7 = 73
73 - 99 years is the range of people you can date younger than you.

examples:

10 years = 10-13.6
14 years = 14-16.3
16 years = 16-17.6
18 years = 18-19
20 years = 20-20.3
30 years = 27-30
50 years = 40.3-50
99 years = 73-99

You can't date her, she's 33 and you 23... use the "two-thirds-your-age-plus-six" rule dude.

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if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.

Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

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watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

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Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn

If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour

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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"