arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

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arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.

Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.

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Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

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Llama Arse

1. The arse of a llama

'Look at that Llama Arse!!'

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arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.

you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!

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toffee arse

This is when somebody has an oversized bottom in comparision to the size of their body.

'James, you have got a toffee arse'

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ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

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