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The kind of parents where if you get 19/20 they would spank your ass so hard you would spill blood. So if the kid get 0/20, there would literally be mass murder from the parents.
Jeff: (oh hell no, help me jesus) Uhm... I got 0/20...
Asian parents: It's okay sweetheart, we're just gonna prepare the nuke and all of our guns. And use it, on you.
God: okay that's enough bullshit I'm taking the child
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also known as a bog-Asian, bogasian, ABC (Aussie Born Chinese).
a bogan asian usually has an identity crisis. One day they seem Australian the other day the pretend to be from mainland China. When a bogan Asian tries to drink a beer, they usually put their whole mouth over the neck the beer which causes the beer to froth into their face.
you are sah Bogan...you pretty much a bogan Asian.
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When an old Asian man sticks his finger in your rectum
Mr. Chang gave me an Asian Midnight yesterday.
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1. (Most common) A slightly, strange/weird or insecure white guy who is considered unattractive by white women, and made fun of by other white males. His only option is to go after the white man's easiest target. In HIS case this would be an Asian female (usually not a hot one), these girls love white guys and will practically fall in love with any white guy who talks to them. This white guy usually has male Asian friends just so he can feel like he is the "biggest" when in reality his dick is the same size as theirs.
2. An old creepy white guy who loves young Asian girls fresh off the boat from Thailand or The Philippines. This man will sometimes travel to Asian countries because he knows that’s the only place where he can get laid, even though he must pay for it.
3. A non-Asian male or female (usually white) who for some unknown reason loves Asian stuff, culture, and only dates Asian girls/guys.
4. A non-Asian male or female who admires Asian culture and loves Asians for who they are.
5. A rich white guy who could have any girl he wants, but only goes for the Asian girls because he loves that tight Asian pussy.
Asian guy 1: Hey look another white guy with his Asian girlfriend, that’s like the third couple I have seen today!
Asian guy 2: Haha yeah white girls won’t even look at him, that’s why he only goes for Asian girls, he knows that’s all he can get. Those guys usually like to prey on the ones who barely speak English, that way it’s even easier for them to get in their pants.
Asian guy 1: God damn these days so many white guys are Asian lovers.
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a standard of measurement when referring to the male genitalia, term can be used to measure either length of the penis or circumference depending on the context of the sentence
Length : "Girls, I realized that my husband turned out to be 3 Asian Pinkies long on our honeymoon!"
Circumference: "Girls, my gyno said that my future husband can't be any bigger than an Asian Pinky because my twat is so tight!"
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sonali, anya, devina, skyla, trinity, zoe too
these asian bitches go to park view.
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Asian licker is a name for Asians addressing the fact that they lick black peoples ass holes and blacks are out their attacking them. Asians being the fat vagina eyed tramps that don’t wipe their shit filled asshole that they are still lick blacks peoples ass hole because that’s how retarded they are.
Hope Asian lickers die of corona weak pussies. Fuck any other race that is not white.
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