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The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
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derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.
in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."
other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
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The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)
"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"
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When you fart at the table during breakfast.
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
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Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.
I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.
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The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.
Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"
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Horrible condition of the facial region, that appears to be caused by rather sudden and extreme heat.
"What the fuck bro, your dating that girl with the bacon face.. BACON FACE!!?""
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