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1) The worst possible thing to say during sexual intercourse or any other intimate situation.
2) The best possible thing to say when maliciously scattering your dead elder's body parts at three in the afternoon in a children's playground.
1) Self explanitory; vivid, vomit inducing visual.
2) Self explanitory; vivid, necrophilia inducing visual.
"Happy birthday, Grandma!"
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Everyone wants to date you. Your the coolest person around. You are rich. You can be a player though.
Girl/boy: Wow I want to date him/her.
other person: watch out I heard he/she is a player I do not want you to have a heart break over a boy/girl
Girl/boy: Ok I will be care ful
Other person: you better be because he/she born on the October 10 birthday
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The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.
Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.
When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".
Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"
Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."
Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"
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When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.
Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.
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When you cut a hole in the side of a box and have your partner lay her head in it, then have all your friends gather around and shit in it until the box is filled and you can no longer see your partner's face.
Then all of your friends help clean off your partner's face at the the same time by giving her a golden shower and shouting happy birthday.
I'm going to surprise my wife tonight with a Michaela birthday party.
Here is a BBC (big birthday celebration) for you!