The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.
"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."
During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket
A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.
Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.
A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.
“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”
When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket