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when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman
****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked
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Slang for beer. Usually used to refer to a person's (who's addicted to drinking beer) beer bottle.
person 1: That's his baby bottle!
person 2: Wait, what?
person 2: Why did you call it a baby bottle?
person 1: Because he could never be without it just like how a baby can never be without its bottle.
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Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!
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When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.
"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*
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a handjob.
Guy: hey mommy, when you gonna start shakin’ the soda bottle?😏😩
Girl: um…what?
Guy: yes. ;))
When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda
"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"
Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.
I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.