The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.
This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂
A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically
Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!
Me : just had really bad shooty bum
A man or woman can get these by eating too much of the wrong stuff........ You guessed it, piles. Doctors will suggest more fibre and fruit in your diet.
Simon "I can't sit down" Brad "you must have bum udders"
The use of your behind as a musical instrument through slapping it with your hands.
Who needs to beatbox when there is the Bum Drum!
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When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.
She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.
Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.
“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”
Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.
Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?