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Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"
Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.
Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
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Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation
Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!
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hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside
what did you say
oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing
omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.
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Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.
He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.
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