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A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.
"Putting everything in there is the hardest part of Canada's History."
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Canada's History, also Canadian History, is a rare sexual act requiring at least two participating parties, freshly fallen snow, and a public area containing permafrost.
The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.
This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.
"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"
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A sex act in which a woman has sex with an entire hockey team, blows a moose, and washes it down with maple syrup. It was originally coined in the early years of Canadian hockey where it was the prize for the Canadian National hockey championship. Once people began playing for the Stanley Cup they abandoned this to a national past time and gave its current name.
Martha is so sleazy. I hear she gave Canada's History to the entire Oilers.
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This is an horribly grotesque sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. In this act a man first shoves the antlers up his partners anus. Then he pours maple syrup all over his penis and begins to ass fuck his partner. He keeps going until the blood, fecal matter, syrup and seamen leak out the anus into the Stanley Cup. The filled Stanley cup then is poured on to baby seals, in result killing them. the partner then share the dead baby seal covered with gross liquid in a kinky three some to finish to climax.
Wow, i preformed Canada's History on my girlfriend last night. She is dead now!
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Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.
Doctor: what happened Here!?!
Patient: Canadas History
Doctor: My God!!!!
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A sexual act involving inserting elk antlers and any item resembling the Stanley into a woman with the use of maple syrup as a lubricant. Normally performed by a lumber jack on a bear skin rug.
The bearded lumber jack ruined my bear skin rug when he gave her Canada's History.
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Originated from the word bounitful grapes in 1854 which orginated from the word taco in 1403 means succesful awesome cool person, dancer and a person who likes sweet stuff like peanut butter jelly. The person is too cool to be the president of the united states and is also to cool for goats.
"I'm gonna be the president of canada"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
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