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White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.
Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.
Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .
Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.
Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).
What other people think of them.
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends
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A chav or chavette who is usually the leader of the chav gang, will usually be the loudest, most cocky, and aggressive, they are almost indisginuishable from ordinary chavs, usually a brave alpha chav will attempt to demeen his targets, in vain attempts, they are spotted by having there cronies stadning around grinning strangely, while he attemplts to demeen you (failing miserably and retreating)
Note: they will never leave the safety of their group,
if however you show signs of agression, he may retaliate with the following:
chav: me and my friends will bang yer
chav: i'll get you after school
or
chav: i'll get me big bro onto you
if any alpha chav says any one of these things, that is your cue to kick that townies ass, due to the fact he is unknowingly admitting insecurity and weakness,
alpha chavs are easy to beat, and if you ever find yourself surrounded by a group of chavs, don't fear, just beat them all up
alpha-chav: you fucking mug
gets ignored by normal student, chav looks at friends, pushes normal student who turns to face chav,
alpha: "touch me and me and my friends'll kick yer teeth in"
student: ok
beats up cahvs and walks off
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a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult
oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.
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A conservative chav, also known as Nashville chav, is a chav variant with blue jeans, any old T-shirt, a pair of tennie shoes, baseball cap, and may or may not 'cross era dress'. Some chavs may pick the 1980s style while others will pick the late 1990s. Jackets can come in variety between leather jacket, from some of the cheapest coats to the more expensive North Face jackets. Fleece is extremely popular fashion for a conservative chav. These Chavs are supposed to deer hunters/fishing/bowhunting in the Midwest US.
- sports branded baseball cap
- fleece
- 3-8 year old T-shirt
- blue jeans or designer cargo pants
- tennie shoes
- puffy side burns and lots of hair
- slightly unshaven
- avoids haircut sometimes.
- no jewelry or maybe a cheap neckless
- non fancy watch (Timex Ironman or Castaway for example)
- pro-capitalist
- not nearly as aggressive as the actual chav culture it is based off of.
Guy 1: What kind of Chav does the Midwestern chav look?
Guy 2: They're all conservatives or liberal-conservatives or some kind of conservative. The John McCain or Michael Steele or Reagon Democrats.
Guy 1: Juez, the conservative chav counter-culture looks weird.
Guy 2: Yep, these people think there is something greater than the latest style like President Bush fashion style.
Guy 1: Whatever. I dig urban cowboys.
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Fat person who is council housed and violent.
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Basically mostly people 11-24 and a some older people in Llangefni.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.
To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.
Hei who are they getting kicked from Asda ? Watch it mate those are the Llangefni Chavs.
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Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.
"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."
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