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Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort
1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer
‘Malort is undrinkable’
‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’
Chicago Blackhawks the "best team in the league" win some Stanley Cups then come close to last in the league trade a player to the Winnipeg Jets and get him back a few years later then trade him again the the NY Islanders. The team that lost to both the Colarado Avalanche and the Arizona Coyotes just in just 2 week! Oh I can't forget loosing in the first round by the team that was ranked 16th in the playoffs and lost the round 4-1 and scored 2 goals.
Chicago Blackhawks meaning: When a team chokes twice in the playoffs in 2 years and only scores 12- Goals in 2 Playoffs
When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!
Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
“U ready to go to west cheesy”
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago”
“Bc like it small”
Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
“U ready to go to west cheesy”
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago”
“Bc like it small”