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Chief Dogwater

Crappy day shift cops

“You see that cop over there

“Yeah, he’s chief dogwater

by P47sherman January 19, 2021


Chiefs Derangement Syndrome

Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.

Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.

by NihilegoBuil February 14, 2024


Chief miguz

Ruler of p-street with an incredibly small penis. Compensates for it by frequently stomping other gangs, like K-Block.

Chief miguz once said "fuck k-blöx, p-street on top"

by 👼🏼 November 22, 2021


under chief

The meat between your ballsack and your butthole. Also known as “taint”

Alright man gotta get off here and go wax my under chief. See ya later.

by Jimmy Under Chief September 29, 2022


Chief Heath

Chief Heath is a strong, big meated guy with amazing sexual preferences and is not easy to get attention from. His penis is amazing and tall.

Chief Heath is not sus.

by ChiefAmericaBruh October 11, 2021


Orangutan-in-Chief

The 45th POTUS

The 45th POTUS is better known as the Orangutan-in-Chief. He’s got the IQ of a maggot.

by April 28, 2023


Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024