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Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 22, 2017


Christ-gendered

A person who feels that God exists and that God assigned them a specific gender with divine intention. This person accepts their assigned gender as given at birth and aims to honor their creator and the identity that was assigned to them by God.

How are you not all stressed out about your pronouns? Because I was Christ-gendered at birth and it's not a problem to be solved.

by HardColdTruth May 3, 2024


Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022


Christ Cream

when he waves his dick in the shape of a cross while he cums on your face with rosary beads in one hand and repeating the lords prayer.

I want that Christ cream

by christcreamer May 15, 2023


Sweazus Christ

Sir Sweazy on soundcloud

Our lord and savior Sweazus Christ

by Marshmallow200569 January 8, 2022


Jesus Christ the Nazarene

God in the flesh.

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023


Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 31, 2021