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When you lick a females pussy.
What did you and Mya do last night? "After i got some becky i cleaned her plate.
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what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
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Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.
Hair Care: Take care of your hair.
Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.
Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.
Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.
Posture: Develop good posture.
Body Language: Watch your body language.
Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.
You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.
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When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.
I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.
My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.
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1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.
2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive
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1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."
2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.
3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.
A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.
Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it
Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie
They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies
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A female that is part of a threesome of an already established couple. This girl isn't so much of a part of the threesome, but is what one would call the girl that does the dirty work, ex. licking butthole, cusping the testicles, lapping semen up off the floor.
Boyfriend says to girlfriend,"Oh that Ashley, she's really hot, can she be part of our threesome? "
Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."
Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.
Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."
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