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A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.
u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?
Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.
u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.
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An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
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An Antifa member.
Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism
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A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.
That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.
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Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
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When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.
Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!
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Admitting your gay
“Come out of the closet, nobody will judge you”
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