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When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.
-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."
-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"
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When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!
GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!
N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!
GPR: Cock tuck brother!
N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!
GPR: You knows it!
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A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
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Any man or woman who can't get enough cock.
That Katrina is one cock crazy bitch! I think she's trying to fuck everyone in the office!
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An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.
"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"
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Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?
George: No, what happened?
Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
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A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.
The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker
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